Answer: I don't like your tone. Next question.
Answer: Pubs.
Answer: Finally a good question. We work on a variable rate. If you have even a little bit of a lick of sense about you, you will now skip to the next question. If not... It is a fairly complicated formula the takes into account the "Feudal System" and your most recent re-incarnation. Upon first attending a C&B Pub Crawl we simply do a past life regression. The P.L.R. will determine what you used to be. Then we charge you market rate per pound. (Example: Let's say that last life you were a goat. Presently goat meat is going for about $3.85 per pound. Depending on which of the 5 classes your were in as a goat that rate goes up or down. Let's say you were King Goat, we'd probably charge you around $4.35. If you were a working class Serf Goat, $2.88.) I hope this helps.
Answer: Your persistence has been rewarded with an answer. Chicken & Booze is a loosely knit group of people that enjoy drinking, walking, and chicken. Anyone is welcome, we love to meet new people. First the Booze...Periodically, an area of Greater Cincinnati is chosen for a Pub Crawl. We choose 8 to 10 bars and spend 25 to 30 minutes in each bar and move on to the next one. The bars are all within walking distance of each other. And the last one usually has someplace to dance. 'Cause you know I loves to shake my moneymaker. And now The Chicken... the Tuesday before the pub crawl anyone interested in a scrumptious chicken dinner meets and eats at the Greyhound Tavern for the best fried chicken known to man.
Answer: Anyone that knows their booze history, knows that in ancient times, monks and high priests fermented Hops and Barley in chicken carcasses. And There You Have It.
Answer: The Chicken & Booze Classic is a golf outing put on by the fine people at C&B HQ. All proceeds benefit the Autism Society of Greater Cincinnati. In 2007, we had 132 golfers, 22 volunteers and raised $15,000 for the ASGC. Planning for the 2008 C&B Classic will commence soon. We need all the help we can get, so if interested please contact me at your earliest convenience. Dean@chickenandbooze.com
Answer: Frequently. I suppose that goes to show you that there IS such thing as a stupid question. Eat Shit Mrs. Sanfoss, I knew there was.
Answer: A map and the bar schedule are posted on the website the week of the pub crawl. Send me an email and I'll put you on the email list in order to notify you of upcoming Pub Crawls or the Golf outing. Dean@Chickenandbooze.com
Answer: You just did. If anyone else has any questions on any variety of topics email them to me.